18th June 2021 (8:00 PM-8:30 PM)

This is one of my weird ideas which I feel to fulfill one day. The desire is to go to jail. Yes, you've read that right. I'm probably the first one who desires to go to jail and have enjoyment. I have thought about it in detail. I may be charged with some petty issues which are of course false. But the police will suspect me for no reason. I will wear an expensive suit for that very auspicious event. I will put on my expensive spectacles. Basically, I want to look like a Richman. I will go to jail with some known person of course. I may stay there for only 12 hours. Because by then the case will be declared false. So during that 12 hours, I will spend the first 2 hours walking and laughing. Then, I will spend the next 4 hours talking with the prisoners. After that, at midnight I will start singing Rabindrasangeet and English Pop songs. After the singing session, I will go reciting poems. I can expect the police officers to be super mad at me. But come on, it is my long desire to do so. I can hope to be super famous at that time (just pure imagination xD). So all the news media will be in the crowd outside the police station. The whole situation is really gonna be fun and it is gonna be chaotic for sure. But I will enjoy chaos.

I don't know how and why these ideas are fancy to me but I really love writing them and sharing them with you all. Perhaps my anxious cerebrum wants some recreation. If you like my ideas, make sure to share them with your friends. I hope I'm able to make you laugh a bit in this depressed sinful world. 

 Top 7 Smart Study Tips

A lot of us Study hard but not smart. Studying smart is more effective as less time is spent and more knowledge is gained. So I prefer smart study to hardcore studying. I follow certain rules for studying smart. I would like to share those with you all. So here I present you 7 Smart Study tips: 

1. Have a friendly Study Space:

A lot of people say that you need a very great and neat place to study. But those who can't afford to have a big study space also do well at exams. That is because they are friendly and used to that place. So you should have a place where you feel comfortable and not distracted. It can be your dining table (only if you are from a small neutral family), study table, bed, etc. 

2. Read the way you memorize faster:

Many elderly people tell us to read loudly and some suggest to read being silent. But it is completely your choice and comfort. Read loudly if your neighbors are good enough to handle your shouting 😆. Read silently if you find that you can memorize faster in that way. Never get forced to follow a specific method. You have to give the exam, not the advisors.

3. Follow the time you prefer:

If you memorize faster at night, read at night. If you can memorize faster in the morning, read in the morning. Your parents may force you to read at a specific time following an average rule. But it's completely okay if you read at a different time. Every human being is different and so does their habits and ability to memorize.

4. Be Energetic: 

After following the above-mentioned ways, you may start studying smartly. But never ever underestimate foods that give you energy. You may have coffee or green tea (the one you prefer). Drink plenty of water every day. Have foods that contain protein and calcium (egg, chicken, and milk). Stay hydrated, Stay Energetic, Stay Healthy. Happy Studying 

5. Study Groups (Digital Tip):

At this present situation of Pandemic, we were forced to be online and on social media. But they are pretty much time-consuming. But we can use that time as well. Whenever we talk on the group chats, we will apply correct English Grammar. This will help us with English Grammar. You can also discuss different subjects and topics.

6. Time Management:

Sometimes we study for continuous hours and get tired and stay out of studying for days. But you should get familiar with the technique of Pomodoro time management. You gotta spend 45 minutes studying and then take a break for 15 minutes. And then again start studying following the same technique. During the break, you can drink water, give yourself a small treat, walk, use the restroom, etc. 

7. Take notes:

Many of you take notes and some of you don't. But taking notes is a very good exercise for smart studying. You should make a draft of the notes in your notebook. You need to make sure the notes look neat and clean so that you can read. Then if you want, you can make a digital copy with software and websites like Microsoft Word (offline), Google Docs (Online), Notion (Online), etc.

17th June, (10:44AM-10:58AM)

Hi, my name is Shomudro and I have serious anger issues. Sometimes I get ideas to reduce my anger by certain experimental ideas. This one is one of them. At first, I wanted to tear pages. Then I realized that pages are made from valuable trees. So then I thought of breaking pencils but pencils are used to write on pages. So this one was a bad idea. I mean come on, there are enough villains for this nature. I don't want to increase just another one. But then I got the main idea which is gonna kill 2 birds in one shot. I will throw 1 taka coin (0.012 dollars) every time I get angry. They are not that much in use these days. I have a serious hatred for money. So I will save 1 taka every day. Whenever I get angry I will consecutively throw 5 coins. In this way, I will learn to give money some value as well. So if I throw 5 one taka coins whenever I get angry, my hatred towards money will be justified and that will get me some happiness which will reduce my anger hopefully. 

You can try and inform me of the result as well. I don't know how and why I get these ideas. Perhaps my brain cells need some recreation

 17th June (12:17AM-12:23AM)

So this story of mine revolves around my whole coming back incident from Jessore. I was panicking a lot as I had to leave my dear cousins. And that panicking was implemented by my urinary system. Like bruh, I had to use the washroom 15 times the night before the journey. And this thing got continued on the way. On the way, I used the public toilets 4 times. Yess, from Jessore to Dhaka, I used the restrooms 4 freaking times! The condition of toilets is so unsatisfying. You can realize from the fact that I was gonna puke. And guess what? How much did I pay for those 4 worst seconds of my life? 10 taka (0.12 dollars). Yes, 10 takas (0.12 dollars) for every time I use the public restroom. I guess nowadays, using public restrooms in Bangladesh is a matter of luxury. Just nothing to say. I will rate those nasty restrooms -999/10. Never use them. Rather get dehydrated for a day!

13th June 2021, (7:49PM-8:11PM)

Well, well, well, I am a very boy with an unnatural source of anger. I don't know why or how, but sometimes I turn out to be a ferocious animal. But if I continue being that, I will get unaccepted by Bangladeshi society. This stereotypical society won't even treat my illness. That's why I found a solution to this. I'm gonna buy a very ferocious-looking animal mask that will cover my whole head. Then I will lock my door and set a playlist of Kazi Nazrul Islam's poems. I will walk around my room and listen to the poems wearing that mask. I will also try to buy a fake gun and hold it in my left hand. I will put on my watch as well. I don't know if that's gonna be a nice idea. But it is weird. And weirdness makes me happy. You can try it if you have a supportive family.

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 13th June 2021 (12:39AM-1:08AM)

For Context- Shayonti and Rahat are my younger cousins who are aged 8 and 11 probably.

This is not one of my ideas. Rather it is proof that I possess a very unnatural creative mind. So I saw this dream today. Where I have my mum, shayonti, and me at the pukur par (almost like a folklore pool) of my nana bari (grandpa's). A Royal Bengal Tiger from a radius of 30-45 meters appeared suddenly. I freaked out badly. My mum told me to relax because it is roaring a lot just like a dog and a barking dog seldom bites. At that freaking moment, Shayonti out of nowhere jump from the chair and went near the tiger. The tiger was under my favorite mango tree. The tiger was looking so ferocious and was looking hungry enough that seemed like it could eat 29 shayontis. But some supernatural power didn't let it eat my sister. And can you even imagine what she did? She slapped that tiger 4 times so hard that it stopped roaring and started crying. YES, I SAW A TIGER CRYING IN MY DREAM. And then she went up on the tree, plucking mangoes and she started eating mangoes sitting on the tree. Then my younger cousin Rahat appeared and started mocking me for my fear of that tiger. He also slapped that tiger 4 times. The tiger was about to cry more and complain to me about this. Rahat started eating mangoes as well. The tiger started stepping towards me. I was at the highest level of getting scared. And Thank God, My Alarm clock saved me exactly at 10:10 AM. 

I would like to clarify that it was a true nightmare and I'm no animal torturer kinda man. I love animals. And I can't even think of slapping a tiger. Like cmon bruh! Can you slap a tiger? So please don't call out me about this. Thank you and Good Night

 11th June, 2021 (1:25AM-1:38AM)

At this moment of time, I am not so full of beans. But keeping this thought as a nice memory in this digital diary. So lately I have been talking with the Young Ladies (the loving sisters Trishna and Neetima). Shotto Bhaiya as well xD. But I have a sudden feeling that they are gonna get irritated with me and stop talking daily after a sudden time. So I have a solution to this. Imma buy a skeleton and pet it. I will name it Rabindranath Thakur (for a reason). I will call it Robin or Robi. I will dress him in my old Panjabi and pajama and sunglasses as well. I will share my stories with him. I will sleep with him beside me as if he is just my sibling. Oh, I will buy that on my birthday 3rd December.

I don't know why I even think of doing this weird stuff. Perhaps my anxious mind wants some recreation.

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